Why face, Why?!?!

I think my face may very well hate me. Either I am going through the worst break out of my life and I have a spot of staph on my nose, OR I have staph ALL over my face. I am thinking it is the latter and hoping for my health's sake that it is the first one, but for my humility's sake I want it to be the second one so that when I go into the Doctor tomorrow he doesn't think I am crazy for not being able to tell if I am breaking out like normal. Until then, I look like a pre-pubescent middle school girl who doesn't know how to wash her face.